Friday, February 27, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Sein Peaks
Friday, February 20, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Peter Gammons love child?
Saw Mel Antonen on NBC NEWS this evening and was immediately struck by his likeness to another baseball guy.
Does anyone else see this?
Who knew $20 bill was the Shawn Kemp of baseball journalists
Friday, February 13, 2009
Mike Brown Sucks
Prior to the 2008 season Marvin attempts to set a new tone for the Bengals, complete accountability as documented by SI which is sabotaged in swift fashion, by his own GM Mike Brown, when drunk driving, gun waving, underage alcohol buying, assaulterer X3, suspended X2 for banned substances by the NFL and arrested X1 for possession of maryjane, and worst of all, shortarmer, is resigned to a 2 year contract.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Stories about poop are funny
For a variety of reasons, which I will get into later, my blog sucks. This blog does not, and I have copied this story they found on Craigslist.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
To the woman who crapped in my car… (NE Portland)
Date: 2009-01-25, 8:53PM PST
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling".
I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat.
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call,
Tad
P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…touché…
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/m4w/1007823954.html
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Love the Bengals/Hate Mike Brown
The year is 2000 Akili Smith is now the starting QB after starting 4 games in 1999. Darnay Scott breaks 2 bones in one of his legs 2 days before the first preseason
game. That leaves four weeks to bring in a veteran to start along side rookie 4th overall pick P-Dub (Peter Warrick).Someone to bring some stability to the field and locker room, someone to show P-Dub and 3rd round pick Ron Dugans how to be professional football players. We're surely not going to start 2 rookies @ wideout. That's suicide, a death wish for Akili. A clear statement from the owner/GM that says we are not going to a Superbowl this year. Or even the playoffs, or even be competetive A 2nd yr. QB and two rookie wideouts? Of course Mr. Burns, er Mr. Brown says " I'd be happier with the dollar ", doesn't bring in a veteran, lets Craig Yeast, James Hundon, and some othe piece of crap battle it out for the 3rd WR spot, and the Bengals go on to win 4 games.
Monday, February 2, 2009
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