Thursday, December 31, 2009


Is Lance Stephenson going to have the best Frosh season ever as a Bearcat round baller?
Let's go to the trusty memory-bank, not the interwebs, thereby insuring two things.
1. I will forget somebody
2. I will get this post done much, much more quickly.

Oscar wasn't allowed to play his freshman season.
Roger McClendon was a better shooter, but couldn't create, handle or rebound like Lance.
Herb Jones wasn't a freshman for his first year here, same for Pete Mikeal
Kenyon wasn't Kenyon his freshman year, he something all together different and more terrifying. His line usually look something like this. 4 points on 2 dunks, 4 rebounds, 4 blocks, 4 fouls and 4 turnovers in 4 minutes.
Steve Logan was no where near the first team All-American he would mature into.
Dermarr, Dontonio, and (point guard from NY city whose name I can't remember and I'm not going looking for it) were three of the most hyped....got it, Kenny Satterfield.(thanks Blair) players ever to be recruited to UC. None of them could hold Lance's jock.
So that leaves Danny Fortson, the baby-faced Beast. It was over if he got the ball on the low block, great hands, great rebounder. He was option #1 the moment he arrived on campus.
To settle this debate we will have to wait to compare at the end of the season. So for now be content that he( Lance ) is having at least the second greatest Freshman season ever in the history of UC mens b-ball. Enjoy. Because there may never be anyone better. And he may only be at UC for one season. But where would he fit in the NBA. Sounds like a topic for another post. Until Happy New Year everyone (all 3 of you)!!

Next up, the Daily Planet


Look at this, our boy John has done and got himself into the worlds greatest and most respected delivery system of daily news. The New York Times.
Outstanding!
Dude worked hard all season, nice to see him get some props.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The Czabe is Dead, long live the Czabe

One of the dumber moves made in 2009, replacing the awesome "Steve Czaban Show" with Steven A Smith. I could go on about it, I'll just say it sucks and let this post and comments carry the day.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

good idea

I fell asleep, or woke up to, this idea last week.

http://www.motorauthority.com/blog/1027878_gps-navigation-moving-to-heads-up-display

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

a.m. coffee



I hate it when I have to take a dump while I am enjoying my morning cup of coffee. I appreciate the laxative factor that coffee provides, but I want it to take affect after I finish, not during. I have to pinch it off, it gets uncomfortable, and I don't want to leave while drinking, only to return to a cup of room temperature coffee.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Videos of the week

This chick






need to hook up with this dude




Wednesday, December 16, 2009

2 stories that support my claim. Tom Glavine is not a HOFer

Mike Mussina Had a Better Career Than Tom Glavine
Mike Mussina was a better pitcher than Tom Glavine. Mike Mussina announced that he has made his last major league pitch, while Tom Glavine filed for free agency on November 5 and is not sure whether he will be able to return from elbow surgery. Statistically, Mike Mussina tops Tom Glavine in EVERY major category, except career wins. Glavine has won 305 games while Mussina has won 270, but during his eighteen year career, Mussina averaged 17 wins a season. In his twenty two year career, Glavine averaged 15 wins a season. While Mussina won as many as 20 games only once, he never won fewer than 11 games in a season. Glavine won at least 20 games in five different seasons, but he won only 7 games while losing 17 his second season, and Tom won only 9 games his first year with the Mets. Mike Mussina has a winning percentage of .638 compared to Tom Glavine's .600.

Mike Mussina Tops Tom Glavine

Mike Mussina compiled a 3.68 ERA during his career, compared to the American League's 4.51. Tom Glavine's lifetime ERA is 3.54 compared to the National League's 4.16, but those numbers do not account for the fact that Mussina faced designated hitters while Glavine faced pitchers or a pinch hitter. Mussina's ERA+ is 123, compared to Glavine's 118. With respect to WHIP (walks + hits divided by innings pitched), Mussina's 1.192 tops Glavine's 1.314. Finally, Mussina averaged 178 strikeouts and 49 walks a season compared to Glavine's 129 strikeouts and 74 walks.

Mike Mussina's Greatest Pitching Moment

Tom Glavine has been in five World Series. While the Braves won only in 1995, Glavine contributed tremendously to that championship, winning Game 2 against the Indians and then winning a 1-0 shut out in Game 6 to end the Series. Mussina has NEVER won a World Series game. The two years he helped the Yankees get to the World Series -- 2001 and 2003 -- they lost each time. Mussina recently said that his greatest moment occurred in the second round of the 2003 playoffs against the Red Sox in Game 7. With the Yankees trailing, 4-0. Mussina came in with runners on first and third and no outs. He struck out Jason Varitek and got Johnny Damon on a double play grounder to keep the deficit at four runs. The Yankees came back to win the game and the pennant.

Tom Glavine's Losing Seasons

Mike Mussina lost more games than he won only in his first season. He joined the Orioles in August, 1991, started 12 games, and went 4-5. Tom Glavine has lost more games than he won in SIX different seasons, including 7-17 in 1988, 9-14 in 2003, and 11-14 in 2004. While it is generally agreed that a pitcher's won-lost record often is not an accurate measure of a pitcher's effectiveness, that fact is often ignored when 300 career wins are used as an automatic ticket into the Hall of Fame.

Tom Glavine Never Dominated

There are pitchers in the Hall of Fame who had short, dominant careers, such as Addie Joss, Dizzy Dean, and Sandy Koufax. Others, such as Don Sutton and Ferguson Jenkins, had long careers, were solid pitchers, but never dominated their leagues. Mike Mussina and Tom Glavine were similar to Sutton and Jenkins. They did not have the dominance of Sandy Koufax or Dizzy Dean, and most purists believe that neither Mike Mussina nor Tom Glavine was a Hall of Fame pitcher. Pedro Martinez, Roger Clemens, Randy Johnson, Greg Maddux, Curt Schilling, John Smoltz, Johan Santana and Josh Beckett dominated. All were or are superior to Mussina and Glavine. In the Braves' "glory days," Glavine was no more than the THIRD best pitcher on the pitching staff

Harold Friend Associated Content 2008




Is Tom Glavine a Hall of Famer?

With news that Tom Glavine has a possible blood clot in his shoulder which could result in the end of his season and possibly his career, I thought it appropriate to ask whether he belongs in the Hall of Fame. Of course, that raises the general question “What makes a player worthy of enshrinement?,” the answer to which is too often a very good, but not great, career. In my book, to get a Hall pass, you must either be a 4th grader who has to take a leak or a professional athlete who is one of the best, not only of his generation, but ever, at his position. Since Glavnie has used up his eligibility as a 4th grader, let’s take a look at whether he qualifies for his pitching.

Overall, Glavine is a very good pitcher. He has won 287 games versus 190 defeats, for a very solid .602 winning percentage. He has a career ERA of 3.46, and a WHIP (walks + hits divided by innings pitched) of a solid 1.31. He has 2,453 strikeouts. All good numbers, but are they good enough for the Hall pass. Let’s compare him versus some of his contemporaries who are likely and/or possible candidates for the Hall….

W L PCT. ERA WHIP K
Glavine 287 190 .602 3.46 1.31 2,453
Maddux 329 200 .622 3.06 1.13 3,148
Clemens 346 176 .663 3.11 1.17 4,564
Johnson 277 145 .656 3.19 1.16 4,506
Schilling 206 136 .602 3.43 1.13 2,992
Pedro 206 89 .698 2.77 1.02 2,986

While Glavine’s numbers are very good, they do not compare with any of these other pitchers, with the exception of Schilling, who was a reliever for part of his career, iptched for some bad Phillies teams, did not blossom until later than the others, and is a marginal Hall of Famer at best. Even when compared to a steady but not spectacular pitcher like Mike Mussina, Glavine does not have as good a winning percentage (Mussina’s is .642) or WHIP (1.18). He does have a slightly better ERA (3.64), but I would attribute more than the difference to Mussina’s pitching his whole career in the AL while Glavine has thrown exclusively in the NL.

But let’s not stop there. Let’s compare Glavine to Bert Blyleven, one of the best pitchers of the 1970’s and 1980’s who has come up just short of Hall inclusion year after year. Ironically, Blylven and Glavine have won the same # of games (287), although I give Glavine the edge when handicapping who is more likely to break the tie. Blyleven lost significantly more games than Glavine (250 vs. 190), resulting in a relatively poor winning percentage of .534 for the Twins announcer. Surprisingly, Blyleven actually had a better career ERA of 3.31 vs. 3.46, although I will call that a draw based on higher run scoring in recent years. B-squared also had a significant better WHIP of 1.198, and a superior 3:1 stikeout to walk ration (versus less than 2:1 for Glavine). Overall, these guys are fairly similar, with a slight edge to Glavine for better winning percentage and pitching to similar numbers in a more difficult era for pitchers.

Another measure that is considered for Hall enshrinement (and rightfully so) is how did a player fare in important spots. Glavine has the reputation of stepping up in big spots because he came up huge in Game 6 versus the Indians when the Braves clinched with a 1-0 victory. However, Glavine actually has a below .500 record (12-15, .444) in 32 playoff starts, with a 3.58 ERA. These numbers were surprisingly poor to me, although he does get points for basically delivering the Braves one and only title in an underachieving decade long run.

When you look at the intangibles, I give Glavine kudos for two things. One, I give him some points for his excellent “Chicks Dig the Long Ball” Nike spot with Greg Maddux, which is even more amusing now that we know Mark McGwire was a wretched cheater (to watch the spot, click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRs60GZ1q1o). Also, I was watching a Phillies/Braves game back when Glavine had 191 wins (no idea why I remember that win total!), and dumb Skip Caray asked Glavine if he wanted to be in the Hall of Fame one day. Most athletes have been trained to answer that with a “take one day at a time” cliché, but Glavine looked right in the camera, and simply said “yes.” I though that candor from an athlete was refreshing. One more thing in Glavine’s favor: he was tough enough to be drafted in the 4th round of the NHL draft by the L.A. Kings.

Finally, one question I always ask before submitting my imaginary HOF ballot is “Did the player invoke fear in his opponents?” The answer to that question in Glavine’s case, in my opinion, is an unequivocal NO. His best pitch was always his change up (not like Cole Hamels, who has a great fastball and nasty curve to go along with his great change!), and he just seems to do it with great control, OK stuff, and always getting that call 6 inches off the plate.

In a nutshell, Tom Glavine was a very good pitcher who pitched on very good teams, and I wish the Phillies would have had him all these years instead of division foes. But he was not the best of the best, so if I had a vote to Cooperstown, I would not write his name on the ballot, even if he does limp to 300 wins. I just do not think he was quite good enough. That being said, I think he is likely in today with the real writers, and a lock if he gets 13 more wins. Which I guess goes to show you that they are giving too many passes, kind of like those 4th grade teachers…..


Brian Dilsheimer dilsmusings.blogspot.com 2006

Just in case you don't remember, here is my original post on the subject. And just for funzies. Tom Glavine started Games 2 of the 95 and 96 World Series and Game 3 of the 99 edition of the fall classic.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Video of last Week



Helium - Leon's space song

Crap


Heard about this, early Sat am. Straight out sucks.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

Damn I love me some Bill Simmons

I spent the last four weeks traveling to promote my book. During that time, I stayed in nine different hotel rooms. All of them had wireless. In three of the rooms, I noticed a strange phenomenon -- my connection would be fast during the day, but at night, it became so spotty that I could barely load box scores or watch even short highlight clips. On Wednesday night in Portland, the wireless was so terrible that it took me 15 minutes to watch a 4-minute clip from that night's "The Ruins." I finally gave up. The following morning, the connection miraculously worked again and I was able to watch the clip.

That's when I came up with "The Porn Jammer" theory: It's my belief that certain hotels scramble their wireless at night to discourage guests from surfing for porn. Why? So they will order adult entertainment from the hotel's pay-per-view system. I know... it's dastardly. But if you're the hotel, why give the milk away for free when you can make people pay for the cow? More importantly, would you really put it past them? This is the same business that built motion detectors into mini-bars; they're going to give up the in-room porn business without a fight? It's evil, it's desperate, it's despicable and brilliant. The Porn Jammer is my Great Call of the Week.


from ESPN.com columnm 11/20/09

VideoS of the Week

Heard this song for first time last Saturday. Very addictive




Wolf Parade - Shine a light

half way through the week I discovered why I like that song so much, because I really like these songs by Archers of Loaf



and



Web in Front and Harnessed in Slums by the excellent Arches of Loaf

Monday, November 16, 2009

Meeeeeeeeeeechegan week



Most flat Michigan week I can ever remember.

Roses are red
Michigan wears blue
We're in a BCS bowl game
And you're not.

They're was a great "30 for 30" last week about the Jimmy the Greek, and at the end of the Greek's life he was unkempt and broke and wandering around Las Vegas begging. He revolutionized sports gambling, yet in the end, he was kicked out of casinos, a total loser. Kind of like all-time college football total wins leader, U of M. Jesus Michigan, pull yourself together. This use to be the greatest week of the year, now, ehhh. I mean, we'll kick your ass, but what's the fun in that. It's only a rivalry when both teams are competitive.

Friday, November 13, 2009

OSU-ESPN-Video of the Week


Story here about the Buckeyes D-Line. I would like to add something that was neglected in this story. The depth on the D-Line is greater than on any unit in the past 40 years. Robert Rose and Lawrence Wilson would start on all but 2-4(Fla, Bama, Texas - maybe, and USC - maybe) teams in the country. Local gridioner Todd Denlinger filled in admirably for Dexter Larimore while he was injured. Freshman John Simon has contributed with steady, mistake-free football. That's one kick ass unit that goes 8 deep.

One of my main gripes with ESPN are crappy highlight packages. Last night's first quarter between the Cavs and Heat was one entire highlight and the way ESPN news cut it up this morning, then moved to the fourth quarter was disgusting. More highlights, less talking, please!

Video of the Week

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Simmons


read this

a few Bengals mid season observations



-This handsome young man is the most valuable player on offense. Carson, Chad, and Ced will be in the pro-bowl but Kyle Cook has had an immense impact on the team's ability to run and pass block.
-Best move by the front office, Cutting Brad St. Louis. I don't know the name of the long snapper, and that's the way it should be.
-Worst move by the front office, besides not hiring a G.M., not trading for a tight end.
-Defensive MVPerson, Mike Zimmer. Johnathan Joseph is the best player on D, and deserves Pro-Bowl consideration. Leon Hall is good/very good. Morgan Trent as the third d-back has been a revelation. Linebackers and D-Line have played smart, aggressive, and physical football for the first time since 1988
This team can run and pass, stop the run and the pass, and is solid/decent on specials. It has been a joy to watch this team, with some incredible last minute wins, and unless they befall numerous and serious injuries, should make it into the playoffs.

Monday, November 9, 2009

One great Season



Please check out Onegreatseason.com for their excellent photo gallery of Saturday's beat down of Penn State by the left for dead, now Rose Bowl bound Ohio State Buckeyes.
Also, please check out this story on Onegreatseason.com as to the whether or not I'm an a$$hole. I think the comment by Matt sums it up perfectly.
Jason did buy 50 inches of Plasma goodness, and a good time was had by all (me and him). And quickly, if you are around Cincinnati on December 4, Jason has a show at the Southgate House. You should go there and buy his stuff.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Video of the Week



Miike Snow - Black and Blue

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Come on Terrelle



I have had Terrelle's back all season, I had tremendous expectations of him coming into this season, he is an effective qb at the major D1 level right now, but last week against powerhouse New Mexico State, I through up my hands in disgust while cursing and leaving the room before I did something awful to my sweet baby (plasma) and two young children.
First quarter, 0-0, 3rd and 4, Terrelle nervously and quickly throws over the middle to someone (don't remember who, not important) on a shallow crossing pattern. He never looked at another receiver (nothing unusual about that) he didn't wait for the play to set up he just got rid of the ball ASAP. He did throw the ball on target and in rhythm to his receiver, unfortunately for the Buckeyes, it was a one yard pass with plenty of Aggies in the vicinity who promptly tacked said receiver for a two yard game.
On comes the punting team.
If this play would have happened against USC, or Penn State I wouldn't have though twice about it, but it wasn't. It was New Mexico State one of the worst teams and worst programs in College Football. The fact that Terrelle could not keep his composure against a team that is smaller, slower, and less skilled than some elite (danger, sight exaggeration ahead) high school programs is absolutely disheartening.
Terrelle is going to need at least SIX to SEVEN more years of eligibility in Tresselville to even have a fair shot at becoming a starting quaterback in the NFL.
Crap and double Crap. I still am rooting for Terrelle, and it's not his fault that he was rated so highly coming out of high school, and the O-line did play horribly against Purdue, but my plasma is sleeping with one eye open for the time being.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Link to Deadspin

I have enjoyed Failgate this season here is a wrap up of this season's best entries. P.S. I voted for #3.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Video of the Week



Dinosaur Jr. - Over it

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Happy Halloween

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Thursday, October 22, 2009



Please Buckeye fans no booing this Saturday. Minnesota is a good/solid team and we need a win. We have a young team, they need all the help that a loud, smart, and enthusiastic home crowd can provide.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Delay of Game



Were the three calls that aided the Bengals on their game winning drive against the Gayvens yesterday payback for the Justin Smith sack/roughing the passer debacle in Tampa in 2007?

Jonathan Joseph is a pro-bowler.

First time the Bengals have beaten Pittspuke, the poop stains, and the gayvens in three consecutive weeks?? I'm guessing yes.

Kyle Cook just ran through Shawn Rodgers, Casey Hampton, and Kelly Gregg/Hagoli Nata and I heard his name called once. He was on the team last year. Why was the the human turnstile a.k.a. Eric Ghiachic (sp.?) playing?

Great to Carson scrambling. Scrambling is one of the things that Joe Montana on of the all time greats..

Is there any need to comment about Danielle Coats or Brad St. Louis. About how they suck a suck that's ever sucked? No.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Video of the week



Space Age Love Song - A Flock of Seagulls

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Greg Oden DOMINATES!

in the preseason.......against the Kings and Spencer Hawes...... but still

http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindblazersbeat/2009/10/portland_89_sacramento_86_greg.html

Friday, October 2, 2009

Video of the Week




Autolux - Supertoys

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Video of the Week



William Shatner - Rocket Man

Monday, September 21, 2009

one worse and one worser and one worstest moments from this past weekend


Catchy title eh?

Big game in Fresno last Friday night. The students, fans, and alumni wanted to show their support by dressing up in unison. A white-out was ordered, and executed to perfection, one problem though, the bulldogs came out wearing red from tip to toe, visiting Boise St. wearing all white.

Ohio St. winning 21-0 in the second quarter, on Toledo's three yard line. At the least we are going up 24-0. After 2 running attempts that did not result in a touchdown, Ohio State "fans" started booing. I know I said Terrelle's post game comments after the Navy game were embarrassing, but that was one 19 year old kid, whose words did not match what he was feeling, 3,000 " adult fans" booing a bunch of kids that are WINNING THE GAME 21-0 is inexcusable and embarrassing and redneck and short tempered and disappointing and unsophisticated and regrettable and disheartening and upsetting and sickening.


Barry Schwartz came within one and a half measly points from winning a 10 play football card that would have won him 3000 large. He had the over in the Steelers/Bears game, now that I think about it, he might have had the Steelers as well, ( I was yelling at my kids and my wife was yelling at me and Barry had been enjoying the awesome Bengal action down at the local) Either way 8 0r 9 out of 10 in the NFL is great days work.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

When is a loss not a loss and some other almost interesting stuff




Never. And with Ohio State stealing defeat from the jaws of victory yet again ( Texass, Penn St. ) I am forced to take away something besides the elation a win would have provided. I thought the players looked as fast and as big as USC. Something I did not expect to see. So even though the dejection is palpable I feel much better about the program going forward than I did after the win against Navy.

We have lost 2 of last 3 games, to top five teams, in the games final seconds, truly agonizing defeats.

Daniel " Bum " not " Boom " (correctly dubbed by my father-in-law) Herron is completely average and is a long, long, very long ways away from his predecessor.

This set of starting linebackers are completely average, I don't see any of them ever getting any kind of significant playing time at the next level.

I really like the Sears Brett Farve commercial.

After staying in a third hotel in a month ( I will, and have, gone years without staying in a hotel ) I really wish someone would open a chain of Hotels for germ-o-phobes like me. Where all the sheets, towels, blankets, etc. would be sterilized in an laundry autoclave. No carpet or rugs. Steam clean the floors and use hospital quality sanitizer everyday in every room. A sanitized bed cover over the matress and box springs would be nice. This is a can't miss.

Duron Carter, pictured above, should have caught the ball, even though he was triple covered, as the buckeyes were trying to get to into game tying field goal range at the end of the game.

To me, it was the loudest Ohio Stadiun has ever sounded on television.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Video of the Week



Rick James and the Stone City Band - You and I

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

more terrelle




It's not the Vick patch that is so embarrassing, it's the post game comments. He could have said something like.... He made many mistakes, we all know it, hopefully everyone, especially Mike Vick, will learn from this. He was one of my favorite players as I was growing up and I just wanted to let him know that my thoughts are with him as he goes through this tough life lesson that he brought upon himself....

or something like that. That, potentially, could have made this situation a positive for him and the University that he works for.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Ouch



this is embarrassing.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Vest e your making me teste.



This is from Ken Gordon, Columbus Dispatch. "Tressel said he plans to let backup quarterback Joe Bauserman direct a drive against Navy, somewhere around the Buckeyes' third, fourth, or fifth possession."
As much as I love and defend and respect coach Vest(I tried to get my wife to at least consider the possibility of naming our first son Tress (no dice)) I have to disagree with this thought process.
I understand wanting to get Bauserman snaps with the first team, please don't do it in the first quarter of the first game.
What if
1. The offense is stagnate or turns the ball over the first couple of drives
2. The O scores on the second or third series, you are then going to bring in the backup? Destroying the mo?
3. The O-line sucks and we need a mobile qb?

Please let him start the first drive of the fourth quarter, then the third, fourth, or fifth series against Toledo.

LeGarretteeettteeee


LeGarrette Blount's ( who somehow did not make this post) post game actions should lead to a lengthy suspension if not out right dismissal which will then begin a precipitous drop of his draft position. Get ready to hear this football fan's, " with the 3rd pick of the sixth round the Bengals select..." Photo courtesy AP

Video of the Week



Radiolaria - Purpleyumcandy

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Holy Crap




Only 3 days until the Ohio State Terrelle Pryor's take the field, and only 3 weeks until I hear endless griping about the meaning of preseason rankings, the lack of playoff, how big money controls the bowl system, is the Heisman trophy for the best player on the best team or the most talented player from any team, which conference is the best, how coaches don't have time to vote for the coaches poll, why is division I the only division to not have a playoff,..........

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Video of the (following) Week



The Cars -- Let's Go

Looks like that HD didn't work so well on that last post. Good song though.

Video of the (next) Week



The Dead Weather -- Treat me like your Mother

Video of the (this) Week




Kenny Rogers and the First Edition -- Just dropped in

Sunday, August 9, 2009


As noted here its a known fact that Josh Hamilton and Edison Volquez careers have a direct relationship. One week after Volquez goes under the knife, Hamilton admits to a relapse. " It's Science "

Video of the (last) Week





Communication Breakdown - Led Zeppelin

Monday, August 3, 2009

Is Todd Helton a HOF'er



After cashing in their collective chips on the 2009 season by losing 3 out of 4 to the pitiful San Diego Padres, the Reds parlayed that anti-momentum into a 3 game sweep at the hands of the Colorado Rockies. One note of interest that occurred to me while listening Jeff Brantley destroy the English language and say, " right down Broadway " 16 times in two innings was, Is Todd Helton HOF worthy? He feels like a no, his numbers say yes. His most productive season happened in the early aughts, the heart of the steroid era, which raises questions about him juicing. Which raises questions about his numbers which are his strongest argument for a plaque hanging in Cooperstown.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Video of the Week

Another week has come and gone and my promise to start posting again has gone unfufilled. Oh the humanity.

Anyway,.... I lifted this beauty from the excellent List of the Day




Journey - Seperate Ways, sort of.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Video of the Week



Chavez - Unreal is here

I promise to start posting some interesting(almost) stuff here soon.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Video of the Week



The Dramatics - Watcha See is Watcha Get

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Bold Prediction

ESPN + coming soon = MMA

Friday, July 10, 2009

Video of the Week



Rattled by the Rush - Pavement

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Video of the Week



Elvis Costello - Pump it up

Thursday, July 2, 2009




Forever linked after a trade between the Rangers and the Reds in December of 2007 it seems to me their careers have traveled upon eerily similar paths these past 2 seasons.
April and May of 2008 Hamilton hit .333 and .332 and was name Player of the Month in both months and according to wiki, " to become the first American League player in baseball history to be awarded Player of the Month for the first two months of the season."
In his first nine starts of 2008, Volquez was 7-1 with a staggeringly low 1.33 era.
Both easily made the ALL-STAR game, and both made impacts. Josh in the home run contest and Edinson in the game, where he gave up a game tying 2 run bomb to J.D. Drew*
Both finished the season with sensational numbers, Volquez was 17-6 with a 3.21, Hamilton led the AL with 130 rib-eye steaks, and hit .304 with 32 homers. Both did it in the same fashion, torrid first half, cool second half. Volquez was 12-3 @ the ALL-STAR break with a 2.29 era and among the league leaders in strike-outs. He was 5-3 post ALL-STAR break with era's of 4.54,4.50,and 4.09 in July, August, and September. Josh Hamilton had 95 rbi's** and 21 dingers prior to the 2008 ALL-STAR game and 21 rbi's with 11 round-trippers post.
Both have laid turds in the 2009 season. Both have been on the Disabled List twice this season, the second time within a day of each other. Hamilton is hitting .240 with 6 hr's and 24 rbi's in 35 games. Volquez is 4-2 with a 4.35 era. Neither will be participating in this year's ALL-STAR game. I don't know if they will, but hopefully they will be back next year, and following eight after that. What I do know is that if I were either Volquez or Hamilton I would be rooting like hell for the other to win the lottery.
*J.D. Drew was an all-star?????
**95 freaking rbi's before the ALL_STAR game?!?!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Chris Henry : contract year


Lets say Chris Henry catches 40ish passes this year and scores more than 5 touchdowns and stays out legal trouble. Does he give the Bengals a hometown discount in exchange for the absurd loyalty that the GM showed him or does he shop around his new found good citizen status and receiving talents to the highest bidder.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Video/Commercial of the week

Three parter this week. Enjoy. And if Absolut wants to send me some product for passing along their pimp, I'm down wit' it.








Thursday, June 11, 2009

America, where fat happens

From this



to this



thanks to Jason

Huge series win for the home team


Rebounding from a horrible loss on Sunday the Reds cruised into D.C. after a day off and won the first two of a three game set from the dismal "Natinals." These two wins were huge in the fact that this is the first time this season that the Reds are playing a team that they should beat. Not easy for a young team to do. A series loss the the most pathetic team in baseball combined with the futility displayed this past Sunday @ GABP could have sent this young team down a path they could not have recovered from.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

high quality hate


I, like a lot of people, believe Chris Berman should walk into a forest fire, and this post and subsequent comments from Kissing Suzy Kolber is simply outstanding for it's quality and quantity of hate.
I enjoyed the comments so much, I joined in the fun.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Reds lay a turd


Brutal, disgusting loss for the Reds team today. They committed three errors and left 87 on base, 56 in extra innings .

Friday, June 5, 2009

Video of the Week

Yes, I used the wrong form of the word there meaning location when I meant their as in the collective possessive in the previous average post. My apologies.

I rarely comment about the Video of the Week, but I find this week's edition fascinating. It so perfectly captures the time it was filmed, 1980, and the stoner rock concert scene. The crowds hair, the lead singers beard and white fro' and his satin jacket with the sleeves pushed up and red silk TANK TOP!! Double exclamation points!! The song itself has one of the great hooks of all time in rock music. You will be hearing it in your head the rest of the day, and rightly so. The lead guitarist brown vest moustache combo is sensational as well as his guitar chops. There is a bass solo, and a drum solo, triggered to strobe lights!! double, double exclamation points!!* And the best/worst feature of this whole production is some dude with a giant Godzilla head standing behind the drummer!! I love exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I mention they sing some of the song in fluent(?) Japanese? No? well they do, and they rock it!
Please enjoy Godzilla preformed live by Blue Oyster Cult



* I'm fairly sure I ripped of double double exclamation points from either Brad Speiser or Bill Simmons or both so...

The Butt-Pirates


I woke up @ 3:00 am on Wednesday morning, and had trouble falling back asleep. Exciting lead for a post, I know. But wait it gets better, or it won't, either way it will be over soon. I emailed my cousin earlier in the day. He is a life long Pirates fan, and I was thinking I should have included something in the email about the Pirates, more specifically how I wish they would just give up all ready, thereby helping out my Reds team. After 47 minutes of not falling asleep, I decided to watch some TV. Turned on ESPN news and within 5 minutes saw the story that Pittspuke traded there all-star center fielder Nate McLouth. My wish came true! Now, for the real meat of this post. How did the Bucos react? Slam doors? Cuss out the manager?
No and No. They light a candle, This from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Friday, June 05, 2009
By Dejan Kovacevic, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
In one corner of the Pirates' clubhouse at PNC Park, the small, circular metal table between the stalls of relievers Sean Burnett and Jesse Chavez had a candle lit atop it, adorned by the No. 13 of Nate McLouth and an accompanying photo of him in full uniform.
Strong, strong message sent right there.
I eventually returned to bed and fell blissfully asleep @ 5:45 knowing the Reds are now playing in a 4 team division only to be awoken by my alarm @ six.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

This Sucks

At 9:23 Sat eve the Cavs are down 12 and the Reds are down 4. Comebacks unlikely. This sucks.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Video of the Week



+/- No one see's you like I do

Friday, May 22, 2009

Tom Glavine should not be elected to the Hall of Fame


In no particular order.
1. He was the never the ace on any team he was on, ever.*
2. Since he was never the #1 on any staff, his rotation was set up so he did not have to face other team's best pitchers.
3. He doesn't pass the sniff test. I say Ken Griffey Jr., you say no doubt, first ballot HOFer. I say Randy Johnson or Pedro you say Hall of Fame. I say Tom Glavine, you say ehhh.
4. Ask a manager from the 90's to pick one pitcher to
a. start a team with
b. win one game and you can pick any pitcher in baseball.
No one picks Tom Glavine.
5. No one benefited more from the Eric Gregg strike zone (4-6 inches outside to right-handers) more than Mr. Glavine. Javier Lopez would set up outside. Glavine threw directly into his mitt. Lopez never moved then framed it. Strike one. But wait a minute, that pitch was three inches outside. How he got away with that same crappy trick start after start is not his fault, and I give him credit for using it to his advantage however, if he came to the bigs sometime during or after 2003, after the initiation of Questech, I cannot imagine he would have the same success. He was 63-60from 2003-2008. Pretty good? Yes. HOF good? No way.
6. He played on the best team in the regular season in the National League for 12 consecutive seasons. Again, not his fault, but his numbers are inflated because of it.
Put John Smoltz or Gregg Maddux, two bona-fide HOFers with Maddux being a no doubt first ballot entry, on the K.C. Royals or the Pittsburgh Pirates during the 90's up through the 00's and their numbers would be a little different but their career's in baseball would still have the same end point, Cooperstown. If Tom Glavine played for the Baltimore Orioles throughout the 90's and into this decade there would a very, very small chance that he would be enshrined in the hall.
7. He has one thing going for him. One. He won three hundred + games. A testimony more to his longevity and the teams he played for than his individual talent. No one has ever won 300 or more games and been left out. He should be the first.
8. Tom Glavine was a good/very good player for a long time but that is not what the baseball Hall of Fame is for. The Hall of Fame in baseball is for the best of the best, not the best of the good.


* He was the ace of the NY Mets in 2003 and 2004, before they acquired Pedro Martinez, and went 9-14 and 11-14 in those 2 seasons.

Video of the Week



Mike Polk - Cleveland tourism

Friday, May 15, 2009

Friday, May 8, 2009

Video of the Week



PJ Harvey & John Parish - Black Hearted Love

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Shaun King gets it



I've mentioned Terrelle Pryor before but it is now obvious that ESPN college football analyst Shaun King reads this blog. Yes he is the one, and I thank him for it. Earlier today on ESPN's College Football Live he stated that Terrelle Pryor has a chance to be remembered as, " the greatest college quarterback in the history of college football. " And to that I say Damn Straight.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Video of the Week



James Brown

Hey, that's me.. I'm reader Jeff


Check out this story from the very decent WhoDeyRevolution. First, an email read on the great Steve Czaban Show, and now this. Wow, I matter.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Random Reds stuff


I'm saying there is a 90% chance Brandon Phillips hits for less than a .240 average this season.
If Bronson Arroyo pitches against the Pirates while Double G and the creeper are calling the game there is 90% chance this conversation will take place.
GG: Buco's Buco's Buco's Buco's Buco's Buco's Buco's Buco's Buco's Buco's Buco's Buco's Buco's
Creeper: Butcher Boy Butcher Boy Butcher Boy Butcher Boy slap it Butcher Boy Butcher Boy Butcher Boy.
Why, on Gods green earth, if you needed a lawyer, would you turn to Elk and Elk other than the fact they represented Abraham Lincoln.
Game 2 of the Celtics Bulls series was great. So there.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Video of the Week



Guided By Voices - The Official Ironmen Rally Song

Tuesday, April 14, 2009



Remember when Bill Simmons, a columnist for ESPN.com, wrote, you know, columns? I miss those simple times.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Tebow and Terrelle



Tim Tebow has already been described as one of the greatest players in the history of College Football, and I don't disagree. Either as a statement of fact or as a way of saying he won't be one of the greatest players in the history of the NFL, or both. And I think that Terrelle Pryor is going to follow exactly in Tebows' footprints. Very soon Pryor is going to be known as the Black Tebow, or Tebow will be known as the White Terrelle.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Video of the Week



Arches of Loaf - Web in front

Friday, April 3, 2009

Video of the Week



Gary Numan - Cars

one of my first favorite songs, along with Superfreak, I Ran, YMCA, I was made for loving you(Kiss),Still Rock and Roll to me...

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Terrelle Pryor = future Heisman Trophy Winner


Remember this post about Terrelle Pryor back on March 25. I found this story from the Columbus Dispatch and confirmed that all of the high expectations I had with Terrelle's off season are true.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Spike Jonze is the man

Can't say I've ever seen a trailer that moved me to tears like this one.

observations and questions, or the Bud Light O's and Q's if this were ESPN



If you've been following the NCAA's you've probably seen this commercial at least 30 to 700,000 times, then another 7 during the final round of Arnold's invitational yesterday. Any way here's my O's and Q's
1. Dude is wearing a a tie, and he's adjusting it, but he doesn't tighten it to the collar suggesting that although he is required to wear a tie, he's not a corporate tool.
1a. At the 2 second mark it is quite obvious that our hero is sporting a mullet, once again confirming that our guy is playing the game, but by his rules.
2. What is this guy's motivation while adjusting his tie? Many possibilities here. He looks very confident though while looking @ himself in the mirror.
3. His house is quite effeminate and sterile and obsessively clean for a single man.
4. This single, go getter, lives in a lg. multi bedroom, multi bath house in suburbia??
5. They show him at work, but he is not working. He's shooting it with a co-worker, in the meeting room
6. In total, the guy is in the commercial for 6 seconds, and I get that, it's a commercial for the SUV, not the guy. But does he have to audition for that role? Does he put it on his resume? Is it better, for his career, to be in a Lexus commercial than in a Kia commercial because it's better to drive a Lexus than a Kia?
7. Finally, did the ad firm intentionally write a script with these directions, or did it simply edit out that way, or am I reading way too much into it. Anyway, it has provided me with decent entertainment during this spectacular tournament and got me thinking about the commercial which is half of what it is suppose to do, for the other half, would I buy this product?, assuming I could afford it, which, I guess I could, if wanted to short shrift my family's present and future needs, not a chance.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Video of the Week



Broken Social Scene - 7/4 Shoreline

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

You feelin' me

ZZ Tops's favorite coach



Jay Wright, head coach at Villanova, is the best dressed coach of any sport at the present time and vying with Pat Riley for best dressed coach ever.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Greg Oden - strongman


I copied this story from Jason Quick who covers the Portland Greg Oden's for the Oregonian

The Ambush

The locker room is quickly emptying. Players grab pieces of pizza as they leave. By now, only four players remain: Roy, Outlaw, Aldridge and Oden.

I interview Roy, then move over to Aldridge, who is especially quiet and terribly behind everyone else. Everyone else is dressed and gathering their belongings, but Aldridge is still in only his towel.

He has a headache, probably lingering from his concussion, and he is upset with his game: 8 points on 4-of-16 shooting. I get some information from him about a new text service he is helping start. As we finish, Roy calls to me from behind.

I look over my shoulder and there is a sudden burst of chaos.

While I was talking to Aldridge, Roy and Outlaw had lured Oden over to the corner of the locker room by Outlaw's locker. When they had him cornered, Roy alerted me.

As I turned, they ambushed Oden. Roy went low to the legs, Outlaw up high.

They were attempting the rookie initiation of Oden, which typically involves one of three treatments: a cold shower, a dunk in a tub of ice water or a dunk in a garbage can.

This season, the team has already given Batum and Bayless the cold tub dunk.

But Oden is a different beast.

The action is violent and frantic, as if an animal is being attacked by lions.

But it lasts for only a couple seconds.

That's how long it took for Oden to not only fend off the 6-foot-9 Outlaw and 6-foor-6 Roy, but get them both in a headlock.

With Roy and Outlaw under his arms like little brothers, Oden parades them in a circle, all while he has a deliberate, ho-hum look on his face.

As if ...

Oden releases them both and straightens his sports coat with a tug at the bottom and a couple of brushes of the sleeves.

Defeated and short of breath, Roy red adjusts his cockeyed stocking cap.

"We need a big man,'' Roy said panting. "Two of us ain't going to do it.''

Oden proudly struts to the pizza table and woofs a piece. It is yet another reminder to everyone what a physical specimen Oden is.

It's not like anyone had forgotten, though. In Cleveland on Thursday, the Blazers players got quite the rise out of watching Oden shove LeBron James to the side and administer a hard foul on "The King". James is quite the physical specimen himself, but Oden was neither fazed nor intimidated.

I asked him about the two incidents at the morning shootaround. On the brushing him aside after his dunk, Oden was matter of fact.

"I turned around and he was right there,'' Oden said. "He was in my way. So I was either going to look like a punk or ... ''

He shrugged and smiled.

James also took exception to a foul by Oden.

"That was just a hard foul,'' Oden said. "Wasn't no big thing to it. I mean, what am I supposed to do, let him score? I'm not going to do that.''

Back in the Milwaukee locker room, Oden surveys his stalkers as he munches his pizza. He is clearly amused.

Roy is still panting, lamenting a plan gone awry. He is convinced it will take three players. At least.

"We need that big man. LaMarcus over there, could have used him, but he would have lost that towel and been naked,'' Roy said. "We don't need that. I think we're going to have to get big Mike Ruffin.''

With that, another road trip had ended. But this wasn't just any trip. It might have been the most important week of the season. I thought the Blazers found an identity - that of a scrappy, don't-take-any-crap team. They also came to fully understand the value of movement on offensive - both with and without the ball.

And it was when Oden not only came back to the team, but once again reminded everyone just how valuable and how missed his was for those 15 games. The stats might not show it, but Oden played great defense - impact defense -for the Blazers.

It was a lot of fun ... and to think, it's only going to get more fun. The playoffs are just around the corner.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Video of the Week



Churches Under the Stairs - Brandon Canning

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Don't do it!





I'm already pissed about OSU fans. Sure they'll outnumber Sienna fans 90 to 1, but they will sit on their hands, not yell, be pissed if we are only winning by 5, and act like we are entitled to beat Sienna.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Shawn Kemp, Shawn Kemp, Shawn Kemp



Who knew that Shawn Kemp is the Daad Abdul Rahamn of the NBA.

Deadbeat



University of Tennessee's finest and ex nfl running back Travis Henry can't pay the child support for his nine children from his nine different babies momas'. Who knew he was the Shawn Kemp on the NFL.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Video of the Week



Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence

Shocker

As noted here Bristol Palin has announced that her engagement to Levi Johnston is no more. In other news Friday still follows Thursday.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Video of the week



You made me realise - My Bloody Valentine

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

J S Bach



Johann Sebastian Bach had 20 children. Who knew he was the Shawn Kemp of the baroque era.

The NBA, it's fantastic!


The Cavs/Heat game last night was special. Dagger 3's, incredible rejections, sweet a$$ no look passes, alley-oops, dunks o' plenty, and Big Z diving on the floor in the fourth quarter to give the Cavs an extra possession. The game maintained a high intensity level throughout and was a joy to watch.